Dont let bitterness steal your sweetness

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

the-chandelier-swing:

Top 5 sex positions

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Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better.
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artisticallynaked:

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dennys:

*AIR HORN, AIR HORN* REEEEEEEEE-MIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXX

dennys:

*AIR HORN, AIR HORN* REEEEEEEEE-MIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXX

ellendegeneres:

Nice to meet you. http://ellen.tv/U8l7ku

makeitworthwatching:

as both a Harmonizer and a Mixer, I now have yet another girlgroup to fangirl over. Welcome Beatz

Girlgroups taking over the world. 

TOP PLACES TO FIGHT

animesghost:

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH